There’s all kinds of issues you need to settle for while you get outdated, however the misplaced power of youth is certainly probably the most rage-inducing. So, when some children in Charlotte determined to stake out a parking deck utilized by Hornets gamers within the hopes to see LaMelo Ball, solely to be bummed out after they solely noticed MICHAEL JORDAN, it was an excessive amount of for me.
“We finna see LaMelo Ball. That’s not LaMelo … however IT’S MICHAEL JORDAN! Michael Jordan, can I get a pic? Michael Jordan, the place LaMelo at?”
Don’t get me unsuitable, I’m a Hornets fan and it could be neat to satisfy him — however nothing, NOTHING compares with assembly Michael Jordan. I had Jordan posters throughout my partitions, my VHS copy of Michael Jordan’s Playground has warped audio from being overplayed. You’re speaking about being within the presence of the best basketball participant of all time, and turning him right into a automobile to get you nearer to LaMelo Ball.
I severely can’t deal with this. Mike was proper there children. Go work in your historical past classes and are available again, as a result of you possibly can’t simply ask the GOAT the place another participant is. I’m irrationally offended, not simply at these children, however at myself for marching nearer to changing into a pile of mud.